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kellymagovern:

Combing the desert.

Spaceballs (1987)

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swagbat:

woah, tag your death note spoilers

swagbat:

woah, tag your death note spoilers

(Source: yaraki-sama, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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angrynerdyblogger:

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

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meladoodle:

my dad accidentally called me dad once

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jimmyspookyurine:

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

come on guys, i worked the best pun of my life in at the end

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coolbloqqer:

some people on this website so sweet and innocent and they dont get into any shit or anything they just quietly blog and act cute and nice and make corny jokes once in a while we must protect these people at all costs. 

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